(Our Favorite Quotes from the QOTW)
If I ever get around to boyfriend number two, he better have a busy life full of his own hobbies and goals, because I will not be someone’s reason to exhale. ” — HBI Member, Gabriela
“Men have called me a man-hater, a feminazi, frigid, a bitch. but in my mind it always translates as “You don’t need me to validate your existence, and that scares me.” ” — HBI member, KIM
“If you ever need an outfit to match that stick up your ass, give me a call.” — Lenore Bernard, Fashion Consultant (From the HBO Series, Hung)
“Treating the whole world as if it works for you doesn’t suggest you’re special, it means you’re an ass. ” — Raina Kelley at Newsweek
“. this is exactly how Nice Guys operate, treating all encounters with women as a form of speed dating and then getting annoyed when it’s revealed that the woman getting coffee was, in fact, actually getting coffee rather than cruisin’ for an emotionally co-dependent shitstorm.” — Richie at criticism.wordpress
“Another trip to Home Depot and Canadian Tire. I always get such a kick from the look on guys faces when you are in the tool section or near the fishing supplies. Well nothing beats the automotive section – they look at you like, “what are you doing here?” like you have invaded the tree fort.” — Cara
Heartless Quotes
“There’s a reason it’s called ‘girls gone wild’ and not ‘women gone wild’. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.” — Comedian, Louis C.K.
“The only thing I HAVE to do in this life is die. Everything else is a choice with consequences – including breathing.” — HBI Member, Genie
“I once crocheted a pair of fuzzy purple balls and sent them to my friend’s ex for Christmas; judging by his whiny complaints and incessant text-messaged Emo song lyrics sent after the fact, he was having trouble finding his own.” — HBI Member, Kristin
“Yes, I’m pissed off and most people irritate me. But if people weren’t so ignorant, self-absorbed, and down right stupid, I wouldn’t be so Bitchy all the time.” — HBI Member, Devon
“He’s rude, controlling, abusive, misogynistic, disparaging and dismissive. In all seriousness though, what a hideous lust object to mythologize. It’ll be teaching all sorts of young girls that it’s ROMANTIC to accept any sort of appalling treatment some brooding loser who treats you like dirt.” — The Morrigan, (describing the romantic lead in “Twilight”)
“. it’s about writing a coherent application, not SAYING you’re not beating around the bush when you are, in fact, grooming your own ornamental hedge.” — -Fabulana, reviewing and rejecting a membership application
“Since when has being cheap counted as “empowerment”. Hey, I’m all for getting in touch with the “inner goddess” by pole dancing you’re way to “new you”, but you can’t get lobster thermidore out of a can of tuna. Get a life.” — -HBI Member, Lola
“If a bunch of guys are calling me a Bitch, I know I must be hitting a nerve, if they start calling me a Heartless Bitch, I know I’ve got them running scared, but the best part is when they call me a Cold, Heartless Bitch (my brother’s personal favorite), because they know I am someone they will never be how to message someone on tgpersonals able to subjugate.” — -HBI Member, Dana
“In conclusion, I invite the media to all grow a pair. And if you can’t, I will lend you mine.” — Amy Poehler as Hilary Clinton on Saturday Night Live
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